hopefully i can keep this up.

im gonna try to blog more often and try to make an interesting entry each time i do..but i dont think ill be able to do that. haha. well..here's for trying.


so im about to shower right? and then i open the shower curtain and i see two little girls all bloodied up holding knives!!!! just playing! haha..if you guys have seen the shining, then youre familiar with those girls..so anyways, real talk


so im about to shower and when i open the shower curtain, i see a dead cockroach on one end of the shower..so im like "whatever it's dead." so i dont even attempt to nudge it with my flip flop. so yeah..i cont. my showering..and i shampoo my awesome hair and all that..then as im rinsing my hair, i feel some sensation on my leg..[and of course we all know we close our eyes when we rinse the shampoo out of hair in an attempt to feel like we're in a commercial or we had a horrible experience with shampoo getting in our eyes] but my eyes are closed, so i assume it's just water trickling down my leg..so i go about rinsing..and i start to feel like the sensation moving upwards..im like.."uhm..wth?" so i rinse my eyes once i open my eyes..im automatically facing one corner of the shower,where the damn dead cockroach should be..so i connect them together..and im like, "ah hell na!" [kinda like will smith when he says it bad boys]..and i look at my leg and there it is..the damn cockroach..the zombie cockroach, if you will. it's crawling up my leg..and im like eff this..so i start shaking my leg like im havin fkn grand-mal seizure and the cockroach flies off..this time i make sure to kill it...i stomp on it with flip flop..and i hear the crunchy sound all cockroaches make when you have taken their soul like shang sung from mortal kombat...the end.

this is an accurate representation of the cockroach i conquered.